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Heady Functionals

All American hand-made Heady Functional Glass Art!

 

Heartandmind X Scuff
Heartandmind X Scuff
Regular price $3,000
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Toothy Sipper
Toothy Sipper
Regular price $275
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Saucey Sipper's
Saucey Sipper's
Regular price $210
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Toke Solo Jrian
Toke Solo Jrian
Regular price $2,000
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Alderson Faceted Banger Hanger
Alderson Faceted Banger Hanger
Regular price $400
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ClusterF##k Recycler
ClusterF##k Recycler
Regular price $1,000
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CFL & UV Collab Jrain
CFL & UV Collab Jrain
Regular price $2,400
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UV Silver handheld pipe
UV Silver handheld pipe
Regular price $75
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Lava Planet Astrojammer
Lava Planet Astrojammer
Regular price $999
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Crushed SunStone Loon
Crushed SunStone Loon
Regular price $1,600
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AT Tangie/Opallight 2 by 1
AT Tangie/Opallight 2 by 1
Regular price $700
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Handheld HCT Loon
Handheld HCT Loon
Regular price $900
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2 by 1 Triple Collaboration
2 by 1 Triple Collaboration
Regular price $3,000
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Ion U Cycler
Ion U Cycler
Regular price $1,600
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OJ Flame
OJ Flame
Regular price $300
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Egg Fantasico
Egg Fantasico
Regular price $2,600
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Opal Chaos Hammer
Opal Chaos Hammer
Regular price $150
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Red Aztec Dry Piece
Red Aztec Dry Piece
Regular price $30
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-All of our products are intended for tobacco use only and contain no THC.

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